emilyhollander 3:14 pm im too tall to marry well
mr.giggles himself.
Email from James with the following photo:
“I Look like the biggest asshole-dweebtard on earth right now:
Ed Westwick, Leighton Meester, the Jet photos….”Yep. Pretty much.
Children
Children wear mismatched clothing, eat unbalanced meals, dance wildly, demand the spotlight and either bawl or mope when things don’t go their way. Face it: Hipsters don’t like the competition.
On Shaz's New Haircut
- Sarah: except the girl who cut it has a drinking problem
- she was pretty drunk so its also rather asymmetrical
- Sarah: well it took 2 tries
- the first time she cut it for 3 hours and drank about a liter of red wine
- plus however much she drank before i got there, which was probably a lot as she was drunk when i arrived
- we got about halfway there
- then i went back a couple days later and she finished it
- she was moderately drunk and then smoked a couple bowls during haircut
- plus she sat me on a chair was was close to a wall on my right side, which meant that she had better access to my left side than my right
- hence why the 2 sides look different
the adorable result of my parent’s mid life crisis.
Oh NY Mag how I love you…
Genius gossip elf Michael Ausiello has some perplexing news for us today. Seems supermodel and talk-show host Tyra Banks has signed on for a role on the Greatest Show of Our Time. And, confusingly, she won’t play herself. She’ll be acting. This, to us, seems a little ambitious. Tyra Banks is beautiful, hilarious, and likable. She is also gigantic, instantly recognizable, and slightly terrifying. How on earth is she going to blend in on the Upper East Side? (We know, we know, they’re in the Village for college now, but let us tell you, we saw Tyra in the Village once and girl did not blend.) So now it’s time to play our favorite game: Who Will This Celebrity Play on Gossip Girl? We’ll get you started:
Are there words?…oh wait. there are. and those words are “I want the fucking strawberry”.
This will be the day that goes down in history as the day I learned how to properly fist pump.
Perfect “be happy where you are” reading on a rainy office evening…
“New York is the best place in the world to be,” he said.
At the time, I interpreted this as a straightforward endorsement of the city. New York is simply where you live if you have any choice in the matter! But I’m no longer so sure of the judgment.
This is the best post I’ve read on Jezebel to date.
Almost makes you like models for real:
And then there were the models. I knew, when I walked into my new agency, Elite Paris, in September of 2007, that I had found my tribe. They were the sweetest, dirtiest talking, weirdest, comic-book-loving, Internet nerding, most breathtakingly cynical, tallest, hard-drinkingest, Proust-readingest, silliest, one-day-I’m-going-to-fuck-all-this-and-be-a-lawyerest, funniest, toughest crowd I’d ever run with. They were all 16 and 20 and 23, and most were amenable to staying up late and talking about Lech Walesa and the problems of teaching post-WWII history in a country where 15 years ago neighbors turned each other in to the secret police for having an extra chicken. Or they would trash talk creepy clients while drinking white wine out of 7UP bottles in the street because none of us had the money for a bar tab and the apartment was too hot. That was good, too.
Can we stop pretending like the downturn will never end now?
Okay, Who Is Behind This Recession 101 Campaign?It’s kind of brilliant.
I don’t think there are words for how blessed I’ve become.
HELP ME PICK YOUR FAVORITE T-SHIRT DESIGN!!!
Great things to come:
Last week saw the start of both our VP, Strategic Partnerships (James Brooks), and our events manager (Sarah Kunst).
The office is exactly what I dreamed it could be a year ago. I am excited of the things to come….
- S: Hey eric where did you get your dance moves?
- E: oh from jc...you know, jesus christ?
- M: oh yeah, he did say he was episcopalian...
